a little giggle, a big guffaw

i don't usually comment on the state of being single and over 30 in the mormon world (at least not TOO often), but i got a good laugh today and felt compelled to share.  for those of you outside my faith, the single adult program consists of single mormons, age 31 to dead.  which is why those of us on the lower end of that range, who also happen to live in an area where there is a 'mid-singles' program (roughly 31 - 45), are very grateful.

 

there is an upcoming single adult conference about an hour from where i live, and the following workshops are being offered:

 

1. Scam Awareness
2. Dealing With Adversity
3. Understanding Assisted living
4. Storing Food For One
5. Spiritual Video Presentation
6. Finance and Credit

 

now, does one of these jump out at you, because #3 almost made me choke on my lunch!  sadly, i don't think the intention of this workshop is 'understanding assisted living for your elderly parents.'