#11

11. within 48 hours of purchasing tickets to go see him in july, he decides that's just too long, so he buys tickets to come see YOU in two weeks.

and for those of you who require visual stimulation, the man below is the one to whom i refer. i'll admit that i'm very much waiting for the other shoe to drop or to find out it's all too good to be true, but i'm also quite happy right now letting it run its course.