10 steps to iphone madness

Step 1-Go to airport at 'normal' time. Check-in bag, evaluate crowd situation

Step 2-Call FedEx to confirm delivery by 3pm

Step 3-Board the crazy train and drive home to wait, hoping that you will not miss your flight

Step 4-Twiddle your thumbs at home, listening for truck sounds.

Step 5-Upon hearing truck sound run out of the house, sign something, get in car and FLY to airport

Step 6-Arrive at airport with two minutes to get through security before boarding

Step 7-Make it through security in 37 seconds, find a seat at gate while listening to announcement about how your flight is delayed.

Step 8-Reflect on how happy you are to have the phone in hand AND to have not missed your flight

Step 9-Debark the crazy train and return to 'normal' self

Step 10-Post to Facebook