a break from the list

i've been giving some thought to b.'s arrival in, oh, 9 days now, and if i were a boy, and he were a girl, i would most certainly be waiting at the airport with flowers. however, i'm not a boy, and he's not a girl, so i'm left with a perplexing question: what is a fun, mildly showy way to welcome him when he arrives.

any ideas?

#12

12. these speak for themselves

#11

11. within 48 hours of purchasing tickets to go see him in july, he decides that's just too long, so he buys tickets to come see YOU in two weeks.

and for those of you who require visual stimulation, the man below is the one to whom i refer. i'll admit that i'm very much waiting for the other shoe to drop or to find out it's all too good to be true, but i'm also quite happy right now letting it run its course.

top 10

top 10 reasons you know you've found a good online dating prospect:

1. he's the first guy in a really long time to peak your interest
2. he ups his cell phone plan to insure he doesn't go broke after your daily three and four hour long conversations
3. his sister im's him while you're on the phone to ask how it's going
4. he knows who joss whedon is
5. he's comfortable with you setting the pace but he's ready to meet when you are. he'll come to you, or you can go to him, it doesn't matter, he's just ready
6. you can almost hear him taking mental notes when you say things like 'i'm a sucker for chocolate and cheese'
7. he makes you belly laugh
8. he goes to the temple with his parents
9. he plays basketball three times a week AND watches battlestar galactica
10. he has a passport

getting ahead of myself

i realize it's only may, but when you live your life dictated by calendars, you tend to plan ahead. sometimes FAR ahead. in this case, i'm planning for august.

it turns out i'll be at a conference a couple weeks before my birthday in hershey, pa. and since, for as long as i'm with my current company, i'll be spending my actual birthday in kansas city, mo, i had an awesomely brilliant idea.

the idea, is to extend my work trip for a couple of days, and to coerce a couple of my closest friends to join me for a girls weekend, focused solely and completely on two things:

hershey park, of course, AND

whether or not my coercion attempts are successful, i plan to celebrate the big 34 by dropping some greenbacks on the following:

Cocoa Massage
Only in Hershey, Pennsylvania are you able to relax AND enjoy chocolate without a single calorie. Our signature chocolate scented massage oil along with a classic Swedish Massage will surely soothe your senses.

Chocolate Bean Polish
One of our signature chocolate services! We combine the gentle exfoliation of cocoa bean husks and walnut shells with a softening Cocoa Body Moisturizer for superb results. Smells so good, you may want to eat it!

Cocoa Facial Experience
The most unique Hershey facial experience! In the rich tradition of cocoa, relax with the newest addition to the Chocolate Spa. Enjoy aromas of caramel, strawberry, rose, and mint. This facial experience contains active ingredients carefully selected from natural resources to maintain beneficial properties of the cacao fruit, proven as an anti-oxidant, to combat the visual signs of aging.

Sweet Hands & Feet
The ultimate chocolate experience for your hands and feet! Enjoy either a classic manicure or pedicure with a chocolate sugar exfoliation, chocolate mask for the feet, paraffin dip, and chocolate moisturizing massage.

doesn't that sound absolutely delicious!?! and, ya know, if you wanted to help me celebrate, it's never too early for this ;)