more fun from the surrealist
- Birds do not sleep in Tara, though they may rest in her from time to time.
- If Tara was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
- Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Tara.
- Tara can not regurgitate.
- The risk of being struck by Tara is one occurence every 9,300 years!
- The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Tara Head.
- While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Tara.
- About one tenth of Tara is permanently covered in ice.
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented Tara, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
- If you blow out all the candles on Tara with one breath, your wish will come true.
3 comments:
While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Tara.
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Oh my.
My thoughts exactly ea! How kinky is that?!
i was disappointed that it was only 10%!
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