more acm highlights: pseudo live blogging

sugarland beats out big & rich for the best new duo or vocal group. i like big & rich, but i like sugarland better.

carrie underwood's song 'jesus take the wheel' makes me cry almost every time i hear it.

apparently carrie underwood's song 'jesus take the wheel' makes carrie underwood cry too.

why do music awards shows always have the worst sound?

i swear if 'believe' by brooks & dunn wins best single, i will puke. phew, i can keep the contents of my stomach in my stomach. i bet kix is pissed.

hee hee hee, reba is talking about badonkadonks, and i saw trace perform this 10 days ago!

i do not get the kenny chesney fascination whatsoever. but i would probably still be a groupie if i ever met him.

hmm, just saw gretchen wilson too. didn't even stay for her full set. she is tiny. that was the most surprising thing. tiny.

shoot, i better go grab a bite before i miss rascal flatts and kelly clarkson. wait. huh?

ooh. t-roy gentry. yum. tall, dark, and meaty, just like i like 'em.

i think it's cool that the acm's do a 'humanitarian of the year' award. even cooler that vince gill just got it. he is all class.

i love kelly clarkson and i love rascal flatts. but them singing together is just sort of strange. and kelly clarkson has chunked up--she still looks good, but i would not have gone with that outfit. lol. she is still probably a size 4, what am i talking about!?

thank heavens country music singers are not afraid to thank their 'lord and savior, jesus christ'

a cowboy hat and a kilt. now that is a combination.

dierks bentley v. keith urban. who's hotter? i mean, who's more talented? apparently keith urban.

seriously, all the performers sound like crap. this happens with every music award show! these sound engineers need to be working harder for their paychecks.

i really really hate this brooks & dunn 'believe' song. i hate the music. i hate the lyrics. i just hate it. why is keith urban disgracing himself by participating in this awful awful song.

oops. i had to change the channel and i got distracted by real world. oh the drama.

big & rich should really win the top duo award. aargggh! brooks & dunn. my arch-nemeses. big & rich is getting shut out. that is bizarre.

if i could look like anyone else for a day it would either be sara evans, martina mcbride,or famke janssen. strange that two out of three are country singers?

i don't know why vince vaughn is introducing at the acm's but i don't really care. he's so money.

has dwight yoakam fathered any children? i would be shocked to learn that his pants didn't kill his chance for that.

kenny chesney is the entertainer of the year? i am confused.